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Whooo, man. I did not expect yesterday to be filled with so much drama. I'm a bit drained from it all, to be honest. So, here's an ugly caterpillar: Yes you are. Hell, why are you even in a children's coloring book, you ugly thing?

This is still funny, right?

Brokeback Mountain. We all know what it was. We all know the jokes, and how lame they are. Well, that's because you haven't seen my joke on the subject! I present today's comic, entitled Overused Internet Meme #457: Well, that's your fault for wearing such a tacky shirt. Oh, and having sex with dudes.

Think about all the wierd sounds coming from here.

Orgies are an interesting thing. Imagine all the planning that has to go into one of these things. First, you gotta find people who are so scarilly at one with their sexuality that they feel the need to display their prowess with a group of strangers. Then, you gota find enough food and drink to make the pervs happy. And don't get me started on the cleaning supplies for such an occasion. Thankfully, for the animals on whatever twisted farm today's comic comes from, they don't need to worry about such things: Well, Mr. Pig, believe me, I've seen worse.

I've been a bad interneter...

Well...2 weeks without a comic seems to be right by my schedule, correct? No? Oh, well...fuck. Sorry about the hold-up, folks. Had a bit too much to do these past weeks, what with being lazy and having a Wii to enjoy taking up most olf my free time. But, I decided to do something nice today. Today is my birthday (hooray!), and, instead of having you people give me gifts (which you all SHOULD), I decided to give one to you and give you not one, but TWO new comics to enjoy! Aren't you excited!!! ...no? Well, deal with it, asshole. First, we have a woman who finds her own way with dealing with the lolcat phenomenon:

Good. I always hated that fucking cat.

And, as an addition, we have probably my favorite comic, which is making fun not only of my first comic, but the great Animals Have Problems Too webcomic, which is fucking amazing:

He's the kind of lobster that still uses Monica Lewinski jokes, because they're SOOOO relevant and hilarious.

Check him out on Dateline soon!

Aaahhh, it's good to be home. Well, other than the control issues with the parents, the cleaning of my entire house, the menial chores, and all the other shit that you loose from coming back from college. Anyway, I'm just happy I can start posting again. Man, last night was a blast for me, because I finally got to play onstage with one of my favorite local bands Money $hot, who are a bunch of great guys. If anyone knows about them, or would like to know more, visit their myspace page, and get the word out. Alright, to the comic. Today's comic shows a jovial man geting ready for his favorite organization: Yeah, that's the North American Man/Boy Love Association. Pretty much the union for pedophiles. And, yes, they do exist: http://www.nambla.org/

Priors sure are a bitch.

Well, folks, I'm gonna be unable to keep up with my regular schedule for comic updates (which, oddly enough, i was gonna start this week) since I'm moving Wednesday, and will be pretty busy all through the weekend, leading up to a music gig and a new job. So, come next week, there will be much blogging, and much comic regularity. But, for the time being, here's today's offering:



Shit, I gotcha, brotha. I know how it is when you're on the run.

Well, at least he's got something to do.

Something tells me that this guy kinda likes chicken. Actually, he probably loves it. He is a huge racial stereotype from a children's book, after all.