Where? I honestly can't...OH, THERE!!!

Today's comic is partially funny, partially soapbox talk. Honestly, when you look at this picture, how can you not see the goddamn pirate? He's just chillin' out there in the bottom left for all to see! But, the worse part is at the bottom right of the page...no, go look, it's ok, I'll wait...
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didja see it? It says "See Answers". SEE ANSWERS?!?! HOW ARE YOU NOT GONNA SEE THAT GODDAMN PIRATE, AND THEN HAVE TO BE TOLD WHERE IT IS?!?! Honestly, how stupid/lazy have America's youth become: Thanks, helpful talking parrot! I would've never found him on my own!!