I could never draw that art academy turtle.

Did anyone out there ever take that Art Academy test? I remember seeing those fucking commercials everywhere. Nowadays, instead of nicely drawn turtles, the only commercials you see are for cleaning products and college girls with no moral fiber. Well, if I ever had another crack at that turtle today, I bet I'd still do shitty: This is why I color things. I apparently can't draw as well as a 7-year-old.