Friday, March 30, 2007

Tuesday, March 27, 2007


Ok, yes, there's been a bit of an overabundance of pirates lately. Their book was the first book I purchased, and, thus, most of my jokes come from there. I like this one in particular, since I went a little out of the box with the coloring and appeared to give one of the pirates scurvey.
Yes I had to point that out! Otherwise, you wouldn't realise how awesome I am. Anyway, back to the comic: Unfortunately, I tend to hear this same line of speech right before I walk up to a person. Not because they don't like me. Well, I tend to not shower...the stink can be kinda unbearable...

Monday, March 19, 2007


As many of you can guess by now, the idea of this comic didn't just come to me. It kinda had to be persuaded out by means I shan't mention hear, for fear that I'm endorsing something...EVIL!!!! But, today's pirates are sure endorsing it: Something tells me that really industrious pirates used to do shit like this, then hijack ships just for their food.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Where? I honestly can't...OH, THERE!!!

Today's comic is partially funny, partially soapbox talk. Honestly, when you look at this picture, how can you not see the goddamn pirate? He's just chillin' out there in the bottom left for all to see! But, the worse part is at the bottom right of the, go look, it's ok, I'll wait...
didja see it? It says "See Answers". SEE ANSWERS?!?! HOW ARE YOU NOT GONNA SEE THAT GODDAMN PIRATE, AND THEN HAVE TO BE TOLD WHERE IT IS?!?! Honestly, how stupid/lazy have America's youth become: Thanks, helpful talking parrot! I would've never found him on my own!!

Monday, March 12, 2007

The Happiest Scrotal Itch

Ah, my first comic. It finally seems like I've reached the big know...having a free website that I had to do almost virtually nothing to put up...Ok, maybe it's not that huge. But, we start off with my favorite joke: Ooo, I certainly don't. I already have enough as it is.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Hi there, class.

Hello there, children. Welcome to Pretty Colors, America's #1 webcomic done by an Ohio journalism student with lots of free time and Crayons on his hands. My name is Jon, and I'm here to show you a few pictures that I colored for all of you. Do you like coloring, kids? You damn well better. Anyway, I'm gonna update this a few times a week, so that you can always come here and enjoy all the excitement you can get from dollar store coloring books and differently-shaded wax. Enjoy!