AHOY!!!! DOUCHEBAG AHEAD!!!!

Ok, yes, there's been a bit of an overabundance of pirates lately. Their book was the first book I purchased, and, thus, most of my jokes come from there. I like this one in particular, since I went a little out of the box with the coloring and appeared to give one of the pirates scurvey.
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Yes I had to point that out! Otherwise, you wouldn't realise how awesome I am. Anyway, back to the comic: Unfortunately, I tend to hear this same line of speech right before I walk up to a person. Not because they don't like me. Well, I tend to not shower...the stink can be kinda unbearable...